var coolPhrase  = new (Array);
coolPhrase[0] = "&quot;They had the items I needed that I couldn't find anywhere else. Plus their prices are comparable to the best out there...&quot; <cite><em>- Gerardo G.</em> Stationed Overseas</cite>"
coolPhrase[1] = "&quot;My order was shipped quickly (with free shipping!), the price was cheapest I could find, and the product arrived in perfect shape...&quot; <cite><em>- James K.</em> Seattle, WA</cite>"
coolPhrase[2] = "&quot;Excellent product (custom wheelset) and service. Cullen was very responsive to emails. Questions were promptly answered...&quot; <cite><em>- Dana R.</em> US Virgin Islands</cite>"
coolPhrase[3] = "&quot;When my order arrived, it was in perfect order and condition and arrived exactly on time. The rims were packed carefully...&quot; <cite><em>- Dan W.</em> Eugene, OR</cite>"
coolPhrase[4] = "&quot;Was concerned because the prices were so low. But I took a chance and it was great. Placed an order online. Shipping was fast. ...&quot; <cite><em>- Marc W.</em> Rolla, MO</cite>"

phraseCnt = coolPhrase.length;
// javascript: picPhrase();

function picPhrase() {
randomNum = Math.floor ((Math.random() * phraseCnt))

trashTalk = coolPhrase[randomNum]

document.write (trashTalk)
}